5tellv:

They definitely fuck on the dl like U can hella just tell

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gingerchic333:

shercockandmycrotch:

kobayashicircle:

frogworkmajyyks:

pro = good

con = bad

prostitution

constitution

wake up america

If “pro” is the opposite of “con”, what’s the opposite of “progress”?

congress

*slow clapping it out*

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tampontampoff:

i hate those paper towel commercials where some chill as fuck mom is just watching her heathen children make a gigantic mess while she puts her hand on her hip/shakes her head with a smile

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